Acheivements v0.1

By popular request, I am publishing the Achievement list. I have removed any information that can be used to identify this list with a business.

I will update with the appended list at some point

	Initiation	Put down a AB pack on your first day without being ill.
	Man V Food	Devour 6 chicken fillets and 2 large chips (The T.box) from KFC in less then 15 mins.
	Punish3r	Abuse the dominoes manager reminding them of how arse paper their pizzas are and get a voucher for 5 more pizzas.
	Rage Quit	Exit the building over the rail and remove the rear muffler on your current vehicle to be loud and proud (defected).
	Ground Zero	Drop the pay packet off in your chair (Fart) by following through slightly and seeing how many people you can make gag in the toxic odour.
	Evacuation Co-ordinator	Force at least 3 people to leave their desk after dropping the pay packet in your chair.
	Quick release	Go to the toilet in under 5 mins of eating KFC.
	Stealth assassin	Close a job from a customer without commenting.
	Ninja	Take and close a job from someone elses queue and close it after they did all the work ;)
	Marathon Man	Complete two 12 hour shifts back to back.
	28 days later	Come into work even though your infested and cough violently over at least 1 co-worker.
	Mk.Prime	Reboot a server 3 times consecutively because the 3rd time is the charm.
	Sniper	Drive around the car park at least three times incase someone is leaving so you dont have to park out the back even though it would be probably faster to do so.
	Trifecta	Have HJ's (barney's etc) for breakfast lunch and dinner in one working day.
	Perma Stun	Disable the disbaled toilet with a nasty turd burger.
	Master of the Universe	Escalate a sql script job to Tier 3.
	I Have the Power	Tell mr.microsoft something about windows that he doesnt already know.
	False alarm	F5 intermapper to clear an alert.
	Reversal	Send back a job logged to add backups (again) because there is still no network connectivity.
	The Grave Stone	Forget to ask soundwave if he would like to place an order when getting lunch.
	The Reverse Grave Stone	Catching soundwave leaving to get the Golden arches and not asking you if you wanted any.
	The Monitor	Complete 4 consecutive shifts of only doing monitoring.
	Consierge	Collect 5 packages from the foyer for other staff while there is a sev 1 going and your down 2 staff members.
	One man Call Centre	Answer 8 calls in a row that are not for the noc.
	Million Dollar Man	Develop an excel spread sheet that will ensure you don’t have to work again and request an escort off the premises because making 1 million is easier then working.
	Demolition man	De rack a live server.
	Rise and shine	Oncall the wrong oncall.
	Carmageddon	Make it home safely from night shift on the first and second nights without micro sleeping.
	HW Macro master	Have 7 Red jobs in your name at one time.
	Rock Solid	resist the 2am maccas run.
	Special needs	Order a meal by replacing at least 3 items with alternate products.
	SuperNatural	Reset the health of a scom alert because you didnt know what the alert means.
	The Britney	Log a job to Client A with Client B's Intellectual property. Prepare to receive angry comments from the warbinator. (Hit me baby one more time).
	Blood Lust	Complete pre recall collection of tapes in under 10 minutes.
	Cooking the Books	Backsleep an exceeded incident to regain a previously lost SLA.
	The E Shield	Have a senior officer put in a good word with the powers that be - resulting in your continued employment at <insert here>
	Musically Inspired	Take your first steps in learning to play a new musical instrument while on shift.